Forever and Ever, Amen – MykkiTno

I started this sometime in February of this year (2023), and I’ll admit I panicked like mad thinking I’d never make it to the submissions. This story starts at the end Cursed (6×07) and changes rapidly with only minor things taken from the rest of the season, it is completely coincidental that Pepa becomes a paralegal and I will admit to laughing like a mad woman when that popped up. I didn’t use a beta so the only person to read this story is my artist, (and Grammarly). I will give a shout out to Hourstillnoon for being my very patient Alpha as she helped me scramble this massive project into a cohesive hole.

Swedish

Kan du tala svenska? — can you speak Swedish?

Spanish

Querido — Darling

Cariño — sweetheart

Si — yes

Nieto — grandson

Abuela — grandmother

Abuelita — grandma (informal, literal: little grandmother)

Putas — whore

Sobrino — nephew

Novio — boyfriend

caca de perros — dog poop

chancla — sandal /slipper

Perra estúpida — Stupid bitch

código Morse — Morse code

él será dulce. el es un luchador — he will sweet one. He’s a fighter

bruja, mereces quemarte — witch, you deserve to burn

Baba como tu no mereces hijos — slime like you don’t deserve children

un minuto estoy en el teléfono — one minute I’m on the phone

ay, mis pobres muchachos. ven aquí, deja a la abuela en esta enorme pila. — Oh my poor boys. come here, let grandma in this huge pile

que ha pasado mis nietos — What happened to my grandchildren

Chris me llamó papá, pero estúpido congelamiento de cerebro, lo lastimé injustamente — Chris called me Papa, but stupid brain freeze, hurt him wrongly

¿qué? ¿No debería Chris llamarme, papa? — what? did i- should Chris not call me, Papa?

Estás respondiendo en oraciones completas en español, bebé, lo que podría ayudar a los medicos — you’re responding in complete sentences in Spanish, baby, which could help the doctors

Dices que somos familia, entonces, ¿esta vacilación es para mi beneficio o para el tuyo? ¡Si mi cerebro no está roto, escúpelo! — you say we’re family, so is this hesitation for my benefit or yours? If my brain is not broken, spit it out!

y dijiste que no somos novios? No podemos ser tan tontos — and you said we’re not boyfriends? We can’t be that stupid

Siempre has sido extra, pero nos encantan tus tonterías de todos modos — You’ve always been extra, but we love your bullshit anyway

si mi amor, y no me extraña ni un ápice que lo entiendas tampoco — yes, my love, and it doesn’t surprise me one ounce you understand it, either.